2019 Articles:
- Ambassador Sondland Claims that Three Female Co-Workers Repeatedly
Hinted He Should Sexually Harass Them (11/28/2019)
- Democrats See Clear Evidence of Trump's Quid Pro Quo in an Ink Blot (11/6/2019)
- At the DNC Women's Forum, Joe Biden Said He Wants More Women
in Politics (10/17/2019)
- Doctors Now Prescribe Watching the Democratic Debates
as a Cure for Insomnia (10/17/2019)
- Warren Claims She Was Also a Gay Transsexual Hispanic Who Was
Lynched During the Crusades for Being Black (10/11/2019)
- Democrats Announce their Impeachment Investigation will Continue
Until they Find a Crime (10/10/2019)
- Republicans Agree With Hillary: They Want Her
To Run Again and Win Just Like She Did Last Time (10/9/2019)
- Adam Schiff Now is Calling People and Insisting There's a Virus on their
Computer (10/4/2019)
- Stalker Hillary Says Trump is Obsessed with Her (10/3/2019)
- Democrats Announce New Reality TV Show: Wheel of Impeachment (9/25/2019)
- Obama Thanks Child Activist For Scaring People About Climate Change so His
Oceanfront Mansion was Cheaper (9/20/2019)
- Kavanaugh Should Be Impeached Because Somebody says a Former Clinton
Lawyer says He Saw Kavanaugh Assault a Third Person Who Doesn't Remember It Happening (9/20/2019)
- Psychologist Stages Intervention for Fan in Abusive Relationship with Detroit Lions (9/9/2019)
- The UN Is About to Elect Adolf Hitler to the UN Human Rights Council (9/9/2019)
- After Allegations Surfaced of Her Affair, Ilhan Omar's Husband No Longer Wants
to be Her Brother (9/4/2019)
- CNN Hires Former FBI Official with Previous Experience Lying About Trump (8/23/2019)
- After Crying "Wolf" Stops Working, Little Boy Starts Crying
"White Supremacist" (8/22/2019)
- Democratic Candidates Suffer from Form of Tourette's that Makes them Repeatedly
Yell "Racist" (8/20/2019)
- Democrats Propose New Law Making It Illegal for Anyone to Possess a Gun
If the Law Already Prohibits Them from Possessing a Gun (8/16/2019)
- Gender Studies Student Who Published Paper Comparing Milking Cows to Sexual Abuse
Can't Figure Out Why Her Degree Can't Get Her Hired Anywhere (8/16/2019)
- Democrats Now Accuse Trump of White Russian Supremacy (8/14/2019)
- Senate Democrats Send the Supreme Court a Warning...with a Dead Fish (8/14/2019)
- Bill Declares Anyone Who Believes Gun Control Works is Too
Mentally Ill to Own a Gun (8/13/2019)
- After London's Bans on Guns and Knives Failed, Politicians Plan to Ban
Fresh Fruit and Pointed Sticks (8/12/2019)
- New York Times Agrees to Clear All Future Headlines with the DNC First (8/6/2019)
- Ben & Jerry's Announces Free Pro-Bernie Sanders Ice Cream Flavor (8/3/2019)
- Trumps Racist Comments about Baltimore's Rats Ingeniously Expose
Equally Racist Democrats (7/29/2019)
- New York Times and Washington Post Accidentally Say Apollo 11 Proves
What We Can Achieve If We Ignore Diversity and Just Hire the Best People (7/20/2019)
- Democrats in House Condemn Beatles for Racist Song "Get Back" (7/19/2019)
- Congress Surprised to Learn They Could Actually Change the Immigration Laws Trump is Enforcing (7/15/2019)
- Bernie Sanders and His Socialism Pitch is Like a Creepy old Guy with a Van (7/13/2019)
- Democrat Congressman Can't Believe A Democrat Would Use the Race Card (7/12/2019)
- The US Concentration Camps and Baby Cages Were Much Friendlier When Obama Ran Them (7/02/2019)
- Bernie Sanders Introduces the Magic Unicorn that will Pay For all his Free Stuff (6/24/2019)
- Study Finds Dodgeball Falsely Teaches Kids that Skill, Practice, and Effort Matter (6/6/2019)
- Mueller Applies a New Legal Standard: Guilty Until Proven Innocent (5/29/2019)
- Pelosi Finally Realizes there's No Legal Way She can Remove Trump
so she Asks His Family to Do It (5/25/2019)
- Democrats are Furious that Barr Won't Break the Law for Them (5/11/2019)
- Democrats are Furious Trump Continues to Lie Without Being a Democrat (5/08/2019)
- Elizabeth Warren Proposes we Pay Off Student Loans using Tax-Payer Money;
Trump Counter-Proposes we use
Elizabeth Warren's Money (4/24/2019)
- Media Says Mueller Report Proves Their Russian Probe Reporting was Accurate...
and Socialism Works in Venezuela, and Elizabeth Warren is a Real Indian, and.... (4/24/2019)
- CNN and MSNBC Desperately Search for their Next Anti-Trump Narrative (4/18/2019)
- Recent Democrat Behavior is So Ridiculous "The Onion" has Difficulty Exaggerating It (4/18/2019)
- After Accusing Republicans of Trying to Scare People, AOC Tells Audience the World will End in 12 Years (4/18/2019)
- Democrats Furious Attorney General Might Spin the Muller Report Before They Do (4/18/2019)
- Democrats Outraged that Attorney General is Following the Law (4/12/2019)
- Attorney General Tired of Being Told "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" (4/10/2019)
- For Heart Surgery, Mick Jagger Chooses U.S. Healthcare System because It's Inferior and More Expensive (4/10/2019)
- When Glacier Continues to Increase in Size, Climatologists Dismiss it as a "Science Denier" (3/27/2019)
- The Voices in Adam Schiff's Head Tell him there Still was Collusion (3/25/2019)
- Rather than Proposing Ideas People will Vote For, Democrats Instead Demand Changes
to the Voting Process (3/23/2019)
- Frito-Lay Reminds Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that the Economics Degrees in Cracker Jack boxes are Just Make-Believe (3/22/2019)
- As High Healthcare Costs cause Finland's Government to Collapse, Socialists Retroactively Announce
"That's Not the Kind of Finland We're Talking About" (3/12/2019)
- Democrats Complain that Fox News Sucks Up to Republicans Like All Other Media Outlets Suck up to Democrats (3/08/2019)
- House Democrats Pass Strong Resolution Condemning Everything Bad (3/07/2019)
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a New York City "Subway Denier" (3/06/2019)
- Bill Maher: Conservative Americans Want to be Like Condescending Liberal Hypocrites Who Support Failed Policies that Stroke their Own Egos (3/04/2019)
- Innocent 19-year-old Man Viciously Assaulted by Intimidating 81-Year-Old in a MAGA Hat (2/28/2019)
- Conservative Man Has the Audacity to Complain When He's Punched in the Face (2/27/2019)
- Accused Sexual Assailant Justin Fairfax Compared Himself to a Lynching Victim –
The Women He Allegedly Assaulted Respond by Comparing Themselves to Rape Victims (2/26/2019)
- Nigerian Tribesman Reduces his Carbon Footprint by Sabotaging Climate Conference Private Jet (2/23/2019)
- Rahm Emmanuel OK with Smollett Falsely Smearing Trump Supporters, but Not Smearing Chicago (2/23/2019)
- Democrats are Willing to Commit the "Trump Supporter Hate-Crimes" that Real Trump Supporters Just Won't Do (2/21/2019)
- After Widely Promoting Three False Anti-Trump Stories in Less than Two Weeks, MSM Can't Understand Why People Think They're Biased (2/19/2019)
- Now that Panera Cares has Failed, Socialists No Longer Consider its Business Model "Real Socialism" (2/16/2019)
- At the SOTU, Democrats Wear White Outfits to Commemorate their Party's History of Wearing White Hoods (2/13/2019)
- Republicans Use Unfair Tactic of Pointing Out What the Green New Deal Documents Actually Said (2/10/2019)
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Proposes Regulating Cow Farts;
In Response, Frustrated Fellow Congressmen Propose Regulating Brain Farts (1/29/2019)
- CNN Reporter Faces Backlash for Not Blaming an Altercation on Someone with a MAGA Hat (1/29/2019)
- Negative Reactions to Covington Youths' MAGA Hats Points to a Rise in Chapeauophobia (1/25/2019)
- Joseph Goebbels Afraid Single Incident with Anne Frank May Make People Think the Nazis were Anti-Jewish (1/22/2019)
- Patagonia Protests "Irresponsible" Tax Cuts by Not Giving the Tax Savings to the Government (1/22/2019)
- CNN Concerned Debunked BuzzFeed Story will Give People Wrong Impression About Media (1/21/2019)
- Jim Acosta's Mother Tells Him to Stop Owning Himself or He'll Go Blind (1/18/2019)
- Democrats Call the Wheel "Out-Dated and Ineffective" (1/16/2019)
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